Southbury, CT (AP) - The official trailer for Nuptial Nightmare IV: Sand In My Vagina, has been released, more than a week after the game was actually played.

In addition to the untimely release, the trailer also features many inaccuracies. For example, the trailer follows the plight of footballer Jeff Hoose, Jamie Hall and Chris Rooney as they attempt to take on an entire Wake Forest Team. However, the actual game was played without Chris Rooney, and with only two Wake Forest representatives, one of which being the groom, Marc Lucente.

The late release of the trailer, along with the day-of release of the Jiblet Jam IX trailer, and the lack of a Kwanza Khaos IV trailer, has started whispers thoughout the SNMFC as to whether SNMFC Films is equipped to keep up with the demands of producing a full season's worth of game trailers.

Tom Marks, executive director of SNMFC Films, claims there is no cause for alarm. He cites the short turn around time between NNII and JJIX and the ambitiousness of the NNIV trailer as reasons for the production snarls. At just over 2:40, the NNIV trailer is the longest SNMFC Film to date.

"I think we're testing our limits here at SNMFC Films. This trailer proves that the sky is the limit for us, no matter how limited our resources."

SNMFC Films recently tried to expand their capabilities by acquiring Dreamworks Studios. Their opening offer of $7.29, however, was outbid by Vivendi Universal's offer of $1.6 billion.

December 19, 2005

Click above to watch the trailer for NNIV.