(AP) New Mil City- While traveling around the stomping ground of the Southern New Milford Football Concern, a disturbing rumor was circulating. Chris Plank who is currently finishing his suspension for challenging teammates to a fight and bashing the organization for not recognizing his 1000th career penalty may be inactivated for Nuptial Nightmare III: The Passion of the Chris.

Plank has seen team doctors and has what maybe a severe cold or quite possibly an early case of the flu. As game day approaches more news maybe released but all sides are being cautious. The game time for Saturday has yet to be determined, however a start time of around 10:30-11 am is seen as possible because of several commitments before the rehearsal at 5pm.

We recently were able to catch up with CP while he was out with his friends, TO and LT. He said, "Hey, if they want to bring the older Marks in to play and Tom's quasi-future brother-in-law, that's fine". TO even suggested that Marks the elder may be better than Donovan McNabb.

Will Plank play? Do we see a return of Marks the elder and the introduction of Marks the future? Is Dolan's crazy ass in? Where is Rooney Jr.? Will Gambone be there? Will Hoose jump out of the back of a jeep on the way to the wedding and proclaim that he "can't be part of this funeral procession!" The intrigue, the suspense, the ridiculous e-mails and sacrilegious trailer must mean one thing...The Southern New Milford Football Concern is about to breathe life back into New Mil City.

November 6, 2005

Chris Plank and Terrell Owens at a Chippendale's fundraiser in 2004.

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